If you ever wondered what happened to that stupid, dumbass college brat you knew way back in school, then you should attend a gathering of your frat 30 years later. It's my observation that most don't change much. they get a little gray in their hair, resemble their parents, but are still pretty stupid and dumbass! It takes one to be one.
- Pirate Skip / from Dallas, at the 30yr SubT16 reunion 2010