For years now i have been
getting questions about Pirates.
Saturday morning i found my bicycle had been stolen. I'm now certain, a believer, confirming there are Pirates out here. BEWARE!
The bike was locked to the bike rack directly in front of the marina. It had been locked there for almost three weeks, with near daily rides. Always locked up. Now dont get me started crying again... I was out front near noon and walked up to the bike rack thinking somethings not quite right. Where is my bike. i looked at all 4 racks already knowing exactly where i always - ALWAYS - parked it. Gone! Stolen by some damn Pirate. I have already gone to the security and the marina office to report it. They said there were some sightings of a guy with one leg, an eye patch and a parrot on his shoulder 'sneaking around' the night before. Somebody even thought they saw him riding away on a very tall, very expensive bike!
Exhibit #1. Crime Scene Photo
Exhibit #2. The Bike (before the Pirate)
Exhibit #3. The cut lock dangling
The loss has 'almost' driven me crazy. I hope the Pirate falls off the bike and skins his one knee...
- Capn Blister Foot
