There is a guy in town riding a white horse.
He wears a white cowboy hat.
He MUST be a good guy!
So, what do you do when it's your birthday and you are finally 70 years old? If it's me, or my Cowboy friend, we grab a cold bottle of champagne, jump on our horse and ride into town a hootin and a hollerin. It was a Blazing Saddles kinda day. Let's pull a number 6: "That's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."
Happy 70th Cowboy!
We Caballeros know how to party!!!