Thursday, August 26, 2010

Friends and Mullet's don't mix 8.26.10


Today i got a comment from a friend:

I show the kids in the classroom pictures of your boat, they love it.

Gary Garner

Benton Junior High

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This is a 'shout out' (thanks Sarah Palin for the delightful imagery) to my friends in Benton. Although Gary is known to be a liar, i have to assume that some of you do, really do - at some point in history - look at this crap i write. So a big Texas Howdy to everyone in Benton!

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Mullet Report. in addition to Gary's comment i got a request for a Mullet showing. (like the elusive Bigfoot, Yeti or the very scary chupacabras, this is not something for the faint of heart.) These are the most recent sightings. None have been had since the haircut Tuesday.




Being a Pirate aint pretty. -Skip

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Oh the Horror - my TV died today!

8.25.10 The day the earth stood still. Today my Zenith 12" color TV died. (my only TV) i guess it was natural causes? The poor thing was from the last century. I can't get a CSI team here to investigate, but the best authorities contacted guess it was at least 12 years old. My best guess is i wont be able to find an identical model. (a replacement sized to fit the hole in my cabinet) They don't make CRT monitors anymore. (big ugly cheap boxes of plastic and glass that show TV) So i'll report another day about how this works out. (for now i'm not able to keep up with the news, Magnum P.I., Hawai Five-O, or any of the great drama's available.... oh the Horror!)

I should have known it was coming. Everything on the boat has been fine now for a week. It seems that if you aren't working on a 'boat project' then something on the boat will self destruct, or commit suicide to make work for you. It's not easy being a Pirate!

Now for those who asked - I dont still have the Mullet. i got a haircut yesterday. So i have a 'long hair styled look.' What you ask is the difference? About $20. that and an imagination. I'm still growing it. When i get tired of it i'll cut it all off again. But for now i'm still working on a Pony Tail.

That's all i have to report for this week.

-Pirate Skip

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Summer Fun! AUGUST



Gary, Brenda, Nick & Jake Garner came to visit Kemah, Texas. they stayed at the Passport Hotel, right across the street from the Marina. (not enough room on-board to house everyone) It was lots of fun having them as guests in town. We played golf twice. Day One: Gary and I played while Brenda and the boys went to NASA. The second golf outing was 'Night Golf' at Beacon Hills. It's a lighted 18 hole course. Our Tee Time was 6pm, meaning it was pitch black dark by 8:30. We played till 11:15pm and finished still thinking - this is crazy! (you really have to ease up on your swing when you can't see) SAILING: we went out on the boat twice. On the second trip, two storm fronts blew through with nice thick squall lines pushing rain and cool brisk winds. The winds kicked up nicely making the Garner clan scream like little girls... During the almost hour long strong winds we 'snuck into' a Regatta that was taking place out in the bay. We 'sailed close to take photos' and then sort of got closer till we were in the race. (we didn't win) More screaming like little girls and lots of laughter. Another day we went down to Galveston to play at the beach. It was a nice visit and we all had fun.


I started replacing the two float switches on my two bilge pumps after the Garners left. For this you have to get down into the engine room, imagine an area in the bottom of the boat that's impossible to reach. So you are down on your knees in the door to the engine room, lean way out over the diesel engine and look down into the bilge about 3 feet down below you in the murky dark oily bilge. not a favorite job of mine. (the first thing i did was drop my screw driver down into the bilge) The bilge pump is a small plastic pump about 4" circle x 5" tall. The Bilge pumps 2000 gallons of water per hour. it turns on when the FLOAT SWITCH is raised by high water in the bilge. (unless your two old switches are worn out) I found water in the bilge on Monday before the Garners arrived. (i was double checking the hose clamps on the new AC water pump) Up in the front of the boat i found a few inches of water... so in the back of the boat - there was a lot of water! down in the bilge it had risen almost up to the motor. (FREAK OUT) I used the manual switch up on deck to drain the bilge and confirm both my float switches were worn out. Both pumps are good, but the float switches are bad. $24.95 and some sweat will fix this.
(leaning way out i can barely reach the top of the stick)

Jump forward. I can only work on the switches for about an hour tops before my back locks up. On my knees, leaning out as far as i can, twisted sideways, all my weight on my left elbow while i reach out doing everything with my right hand stretched as far as i can reach. (like trying to grab an apple on a limb at your fingertips) i work till my back locks up then get up and stretch.



This is a work in progress. One float switch is installed and working perfectly. now i will tackle the second one. Oh, i forgot to mention. the old owner, or mechanic, installed 3' long sticks to attach to a thin plastic plate so you can disconnect the stick and pull up the pump and switch to work on it. Except the first stick i disconnected isn't attached to the plastic plate anymore. I'm holding the stick and the pump is sloshing around on the plate almost four feet below me. The second stick is attached, but is so far up under a panel that you have to remove the bolt blind reaching WAY WAY out. (this is when your back locks up)


One down, one to go.


gotta go stretch my back. - Pirate Skip