Friday, April 14, 2017

GOSSIP NEWS - not fit to print / F.O.A.B.

I'm still in the rehab facility with my dad and ran across something today.  I cant drop any names due to HIPAA rules, BUT, I overheard two patients talking with a nurse.  'Constipation and how to fight it...'

I dont have to describe constipation to you.  If you don't know, you dont need to read further.

It seems they have 3 levels of treatment;
#1.)  Milk of Magnesia for mild clogs.
#2.)  A Suppository for an ongoing nagging blockage.
#3.) "The Brown Bomb" for a true colon blow.
        (i'm not kidding, that's the nurses name for it...  The Father Of All Bombs!)


The Brown Bomb is:
30ml - Milk of Magnesia
4 oz - Prune Juice
4 oz - Dr. Pepper

Recipe; Mix ingredients, heat, serve in a fancy mug with a smile and get ready to run!

A fresh Brown Bomb.  (a dirty bomb)

Finally some neighborhood photos 





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1 comment:

Angela said...

Ha. Ask them if they know #4. There is a #4. It is called "HHH" or "triple H". I'll spare you gory details. What does HHH stand for, you ask?
High. Hot. Helluva Lot.
Eat fiber. Much nicer.
A.